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Anali at Anali’s First Amendment tagged me to write 9 wierdo things I do. Here is my list, which I couldn’t have written without my co-author, Mindy, and her remarkable ability to become completely unhinged from reality.

1. If there is a variety of food on my plate I eat my way from the top of the food pyramid to the bottom, beginning with sweets and oils and ending with breads and cereals.
2. I have a collection of human teeth framed on my wall.
3. When asked to housesit for my friends I make sure that they have the appropriate firmness toothbrush by rubbing it against the inside of my wrist.
4. Instead of sleeping in a bed, each night I build a blanket fort and sleep inside that.
5. My favorite bedtime snack is a buttermilk biscuit topped with mustard, jam, and Tabasco sauce.
6. I cut holes in my bras so that my nipples poke through.
7. I have sent 47.5 letters to Rainn Wilson begging him to leave his wife Holiday Reinhorn (what a great name) for me. He still hasn’t responded. But I am sure he will.
8. I keep all my shoes in alphabetical order by first name.
9. When asked to compile lists of unusual characteristics about myself I have been known to lie.

Good luck eating your way through the food pyramid this Thursday! I tag Ria at Stet and Adam at Higo Blog. And if your secret heart harbors a burning desire to air your wierdo traits on the virtual clothesline, consider yourself tagged!