May 18, 2007
Why I Hate Scotland.
Of course, I don’t really hate Scotland. Right now, I am in North Carolina helping my friends Mindy and Paul, who are moving to Scotland, with a rummage sale. Much to my horror, I discovered that the two of them, gung ho to begin their new life, have taken on the mantle of Scottish nationalism. And Paul is English! The following is just a taste of the nonsense I spent my Friday night listening to whilst watching “Whistle Stop Edinburgh” — what one amazon reviewer called, “the worst travel DVD it’s been my misfortune to see.”
Paul: “You know what they say, ‘the Scot is always right.”
Paul: “Scotland is the best small country in the world.”
Mindy: “Scotland is McAwesome.”
Paul: “Most of Edinburgh is great.”
Mindy: “Scotland is the cradle of civilization “ David Hume, Adam Smith, and what’s his face with the steam engine — Fulton.”
Paul:”I hate to see a Scot suffer (during a segment about the demise of Sir Walter Scott).”
Thankfully, we have the Simpsons to set the record right! As Willy said, “Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!”
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Garden variety North American Nomad. Born in the Midwest; lived and worked on the West Coast and abroad; studied in the South. Recently spotted putting down roots in New England.